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PostSubject: Ruin an wish!   Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:31 pm

Ok this is a game I used to love on a forum I frequented years ago.

Person one starts with a wish (e.g. I wish I won a game in GRO)
Person two has to grant the wish, but in a way that makes that it's not fun anymore (e.g. You totally kick ass in the game but you keep getting disconnected before you get the experience and RP) and then tell a wish. (e.g. I wish I had a holiday instead of having to go to school.)

Some more examples:
Person 1: I wish I had a holiday instead of having to go to school
Person 2: You get a week off because a bomb exploded in your school. You get blamed for it and are heading for jail instead of school. I wish I had some cake!
Person 3: Hmmmm, you got yourself a deliciously looking apple pie, but halfway into it you notice it has started to rot and you contract food poisoning. I wish water tasted like chocolate.
Person 4: Water does taste like chocolate! Your prayers have come true! Unfortunately it now also is poisonous, as are all other things which taste like chocolate. I wish ...............

And so on.

I'll start with my wish. I wish a day consisted of 48 hours instead of only 24.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:16 pm

Granted, but that means a school/work is day is twice as long.

I wish that Nintendo would make an HD remake of Majora's Mask.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:22 pm

(Twice as long school/work days don't bother me that much, that means my spare time also doubles)

Granted! But you can't afford the hardware to play it with.

I wish ...... I didn't have to go to the toilet after every single beer ... Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:09 am

Granted, but instead you need to go to the toilet after every sip of beer.

I wish the people I go to school with could be a little less... completely stupid.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:57 am

They now are brilliant! Which makes you seem retarded so you get placed in a school for people with learning difficulties, your problem's just gotten worse, sir.

I wish I already got my diploma instead of having to study for an other 3.5 years.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:25 pm

Granted, but it's a diploma in pooping. The whole mocks you and thinks you're a terrible person.

I wish for a crumpet.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:49 pm

Granted but your overly Britishness makes people view you as a social pariah.

I wish Dutch, my native tongue, were the most spoken language in the world. (I do get annoyed by all sorts of people who start rambling in foreign languages on GRO and can't be arsed to say 'hello', I don't mind you speaking in a foreign language, but at least be kind enough to say hello and update us on where the enemies are.)

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:08 pm

Granted, but a lion escapes from the zoo and eats your arms, legs, and rips out your tongue and ears. You are now unable to make any use of people speaking the same language as you and wish that you hadn't started this game.

I am already a Social Pariah. I wish for some butter with my crumpet. >:3
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:22 pm

Granted but the butter was made from male human breastmilk (Yes that IS possible Razz).

I wish I could have my arms, legs and tongue back so I could do the typing, communicating with you all and gaming again myself instead of having to force my minions to do it.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:25 pm

Granted, but then everyone stops speaking Dutch, and starts speaking in an alien tongue. You've become an outcast and everyone makes some strange noise at you, which you can only guess is the equivalent to laughter.

I wish Die Hard 5 wasn't terrible so that it would be worth seeing.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:34 am

Granted but not knowing it will actually be a great film, you rip your own eyes out during the first minute, leaving you blind and in extreme agony.

I wish there were a fail-proof way to distinguish between official Farmer's cheese and industrially processed cheese.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:46 pm

Granted, but you become allergic to all cheese.

I wish this bloody horse meat thing would just blow over so I could eat burgers again.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:27 pm

Granted, in some way it blows over. Meat in general is now deemed illegal since there is way too much fraud with it so nobody is allowed to sell any meat anymore. Join my vegetarian ways!

I wish we had an other planet, just like earth, which we also inhabited, spreading our environmental impact over 2 planets instead of slowly murdering the only one we have now.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:02 pm

VEGETARIAN?! I liked you, Mortem... :3

Granted, but then the new Earth turns out to be A GIANT MONSTER! And he's pissed off by the environmental stuff. So he eats everyone and declares war on the Universe.

I wish I wasn't such a picky eater.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:45 am

Haha, have been now for 2.5 years, sorry dude!

Haha, a giant monster, reminds me of a Dr. Who episode Very Happy Good times (eventhough the episode itself was crap)

Granted, you love EVERYTHING! However you are severely allergic to everything but rabbit meat. AKA you're dead. (Insipred by QI Series E episode 3: Eating. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC2RYiaM6WU)

I wish clothing coming from the washing machine would dry faster.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:25 pm

Granted, but it dries so fast that it skips the 'comfortable' stage of dryness and becomes sandpaper.

I wish I could procrastinate and still do well in school.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:02 pm

FREE SCRUB :3

You can but procrastination gets so boring and depressing since you don't have to do anything anymore, you get suicidal, poor sod.
I wish I had time to take driving lessons >.>

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:18 pm

Granted, but you fail every time. Meanwhile, everybody else in the world simultaneously learns how to drive. You are literally the only person in the world who cannot drive, and are therefore mocked for it. You seem to get mocked a lot in this game.

I wish people on the GRO forums would stop bitching. It makes it a horrible place to visit.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:47 pm

Due to stricter moderations people are unable to remain foul-mouthed on the forums, but since this costs so much to uphold, the entire game now becomes premium, you need to pay a monthly fee to play it.

I wish I weren't ill Crying or Very sad

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:22 pm

Granted, but everyone you know and care for becomes ill instead, and therefore are unable to leave their homes or interact with you in any other way.

I wish AdBlock didn't affect Youtubers' incomes.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:00 pm

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Granted, but everyone you know and care for becomes ill instead, and therefore are unable to leave their homes or interact with you in any other way.

I wish AdBlock didn't affect Youtubers' incomes.


Granted, now every time you block an ad money drains from your bank account!



I wish I could turn invisible every now and then to annoy people
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:51 pm

Granted, but you have no control over when you go invisible. Therefore, one day you are crossing a road and you are hit by a car. They tried to find you to take you to the hospital but all they could find was a mysterious puddle of blood.

Just to get this obligatory one out of the way, I wish I could make a wish and have nothing bad happen Very Happy

EDIT: My 69th post! Giggling all round!

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:09 pm

Granted, you are the last person to post here before the clan and thus the forum dies completely Crying or Very sad

I wish everyone was nice to everyone. (Yay to world peace!)


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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:23 pm

Granted, but one day, when some world leaders are eating out at a fancy restaurant, everyone wants to pay. This eventually leads to an argument, and ultimately global thermonuclear war.

I wish I could see Machinae Supremacy live ;_;

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:38 am

How exactly is a global thermonuclear war a form of 'being nice'? Laughing

Granted, you see them live, as they are committing a armed bank robbery when you're there to deposit money. Luckily for you you don't get shot, you are however traumatized.

I wish Slickx were to make his introduction topic Wink

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