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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Tue May 21, 2013 9:30 pm

I shall grant both PJ's and Mortem's wishes. Let's see how this goes:

(Pjodron) Granted! You can now bring pain to all of the world! All of it! Including your friends, family and other loved ones! And the bunny rabbits that did nothing to deserve the pain- all they did was love you! And you spend all of your time eating brains, but realise by the seventh or eighth brain that they're a bit too bitter for your tastes. Except you can't stop doing this, because you're a zombie, and if you don't eat then... Wait... what happens when a zombie doesn't eat? Does it die...? ...This is about all the philosophy I can manage...

(Mortem) Granted! They didn't cancel, but you did, because you developed a horrible, mutant rash on your face. You didn't want to scare and repulse her (and everyone else you encountered on your way to meet her), so you texted her to say you couldn't make it. She thinks that you don't like her, however, and it turns out that you've completely blown it. The rash turns out to be a splodge of ketchup on your mirror (creative license is hard at work here) and you facepalm for not realising it.

I wish that this attempt to revive this game is successful.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Tue May 21, 2013 11:18 pm

((He did cancel))

Granted! It is succesful but from now on there is no more punny/funny/mean consequence and you just say granted and the game turns rather ... lame.

I wish I had better stamina.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Wed May 22, 2013 5:16 pm

((Ah... may have made a mistake with 'she'. But I'm not sure about anything so for now these things shall be talked about as 'they', 'them' etc.))

Granted! You eat a Well Done Steak and now your stamina has doubled! However, you now follow video game stamina rules, and when you run out of stamina you have to stand still and pant for about fifteen seconds before you can move again.

...And then a dragon attacks you while you recover.

I wish I didn't have a French exam tomorrow D:

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Fri May 24, 2013 9:59 am

well you dont. Becuase tomorrow is saturday. No school. Your off the hook. Free. # i wish that i have more time playing disgaea 4.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:06 pm

reboot of this thread....... now ruin my wish dammit!



I wish that i could finnish my education. (im missing 75 points out of 2300someting)
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:09 pm

Granted. You try to finish your education, but those 75 points are what's stopping you from being 100% fluent in English, so you end up throwing a Finnish person at your education. You decide to hate me for nit-picking on typos (but in all seriousness, everyone I've met in this clan speaks fantastic English).

I wish that some of the English people I know could speak the language as well as you guys do.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:47 am

Granted! Some of the English people you know speak proper English now. Unfortunately those are the people you despise and they now have the vocabulary to "diss" you.

I wish I had a T.A.R.D.I.S. (time travelling machine)

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Sat Aug 10, 2013 10:13 pm

Granted! However it only works when you really need to pee. Like, seriously, five seconds away from it going down your leg. It also has no bathroom on board and it cannot go to places where there is a toilet.

I wish I could pre-order Payday 2.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin an wish!   Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:56 pm

Granted, you were able to preorder it. but now you have played it you have come to the concluion that its a rather sucky game with horrible horrible AI.
you realise that they have to PAY!!!
you kindap the creators and chain them to the floor in a small room with lots of speakers were they have to lissen to britney spear untill their ear eats its way into the brain and commits suicide.




i wish that now my grandmother is dead, she would become a zombie!!!!
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