Ruin an wish!

granted! Every thing you wish for comes trough woundefull. You are not used to this and worrying about the future, and when life will present its bill. You are sure its going to be expensive. # (and dont worry he just wished he diddent wish someting.... You can clearly read that between the lines)# i wish..... I wish that i could come up with more funny stuff. Truly funny stuff.

Granted. Your humour evolves into something so amazingly funny, so fantastic, so wonderful that it becomes a form of art, that it leaves the entire human race behind on an intellectual level and no one is able to understand your jokes.

I wish someone would wish for something that I could turn into the apocalypse again :3

Granted!: I wish I had a unicorn! (Enjoy, Freedom)

Granted, but it's just a horse with an ice cream cone on its forehead. Also, it's back legs don't work, it has no control of its bowels and in a few days it's going to be turned into a burger (yeah! Horse meat jokes!).

I wish that me and my friend have a good game on Awesomenauts where we stomp everyone :3

Granted! But you two are the only ones in-game so you basically only stomp eachother and yourselves!
[rant of a Food Engineer]I wish this entire horse-meat-fad would be over, it's a pretty common thing, food-fraud, so please stop making such a fuzz about it since authoraties do that for you (they really have nothing better to do ...) [/rant of a Food Engineer]

granted, but i ate someting that tasted like a sadel, you cant agree that is allright. but just you wait it will be soon over and the next time that will put fear into peoples will arive.
'WARNING EATING ****** WILL CREATE CANCER!!!!!! you GET CANCER if you EAT this ******* more than 2000% of normal consumtion'
(beside my trust for the goverment is low next to nill becuse i know what a dark horse it can be)


i wish that freedom would concentrate on GRO
(i feel abit alone in there sometimes)




(disclamer: i take any other person\s that are willing to play. and ofcourse freedom is alowed to play whatever he wishes to)

You're damn right I can play when I wish

Granted, I now play GRO non stop. I become one with the game and no longer use the forum, and eventually become so pro that I leave you guys behind to play with tAG and sAG members and you are alone ago.

Oh yeah, pjodron, I found out why I couldn't hear you in game. I may have ever so slightly had my Voice Comms receive volume at zero. :3

I wish people made less ginger jokes

Granted, now instead of making fun of ginger heads (i take it its what you mean) they start to eat them instead. (ginger cake... man im tired..)


i wish..... i wish.... ehmmm... i wish upon a star... i wish that a meteorite hits our capital and wipes out our cabinet.

Granted, but it is not the government type of cabinet, it is the cabinet in your kitchen. When the meteorite hit the ground and exploded, a large amount of debris flew through your window, destroying the cabinet. It also set some of your house on fire. You now have to pay lots of money to sort things out.

I wish I could have more conversations with a certain person of interest.

Granted, you're aways free to chat me up
Ok wait a second, I can do better. Granted! You can't stop talking and tell all your most embarrassing secrets, which your special interest spreads round school and uses as song lyrics in a song which becomes a huge hit, making you sound like a total nutcase.

I wish my socks would stop vanishing after laundry day! (Yes guys, that really can happen, I now have ridiculous numbers of lone socks)

Granted. You discover that your socks are being stolen by sock demons. You recover your socks from their lair in the mismatched laundry dimension, but in doing so anger all of the sock demons, who chase you back here, the matching laundry dimension. A war begins between humans and sock demons, and you decide that the world must be sacrificed in order to defeat the demons, for the good of all the laundry dimensions. So you explode the world (Aw yeah, the apocalypses are back!).

I wish I wasn't tired so I could stay on the internet all the time

Granted, however you soon find out that the internet does not always update when you want it do to. so you go from pages to pages and finaly realise that all that you have been watching for the last hour is porn.


i wish that i was not allergic to cats dogs and horses

Presto Chango~! Your allergy has MUTATED! You now are allergic to humans instead!
I wish I was a bit taller (about 6'6")

Granted. You are now 6'6", but the human race suddenly becomes smaller. All doors are now 5' high, and you cannot get out of your own bedroom, let alone leave your house.

I wish I knew how to pronounce 'Pjodron'. It's a mysterious word :O

Granted! Everything you read now is in phonetics, which you understand perfectly! The thing you can't do anymore is understand what exactly is meant, you can read how to pronounce it but the meaning never again comes to you. Everyone thinks you're an idiot since you can't understand a single language anymore.

I wish I had more brownie.

Granted! You now have all of the brownies ever. You eat all of them at once, and spend the next month feeling ill, as well as putting on weight that you can't ever possibly hope to lose.

I wish I hadn't missed Dr. Who.

Fuck you! Not going to grant this one, missed it myself as well, downloading as we speak. Feel free to come over to watch it

I wish Dr. Who didn't have breaks but would be a weekly show throughout the entire year.

Granted, but the extra work put on all of those who make the show means that it becomes something even worse than Glee.

I wish it didn't take me so long to think of these wishes.

granted, but still you had to wait for others to grant your wish

i wish i could be this drunk every night i have to get to work. (its a bloody boring job i tell you)

Granted, you are now drunk forever. It seems funny at first, but when you have to get around you realise you have to drive drunk. So you start driving, then decide to do an impression of a British person and drive on the left side of the road. You crash. Fortunately no one is hurt, but you are sentenced to a fate worse than thermonuclear war (at least, worse from what I've been told by TV shows)- Alcoholics Anonymous.

I wish I didn't have any homework due for when I have to go back to school.

Granted, in fact you will never have homework again in your life. but instead there are no holidays and you go for 12 hours aday




i wish i could wipe the past losses from my memory forever!

Granted, however all your previous victories and successes have also been removed from your memory, giving you nothing in your life to look back at and be proud of.

I wish my friends would stop going places during the holiday. We all know that time off school is meant for playing video games!

granted. We are here and waiting for you in GRO..... Oh you ment irl friends ;_; well they will soon come to their senses. In a couple of years... # i wish that my fiancee would not take up more than half of the bed.

i wish one day i will Tracking in himalaya Mountains With Friends..with lots of joint( drugs)

hey, a new player enters the field. Just one thing, you have to ruin the wish of the one above you. #
And when\if i write during the day its usaly on my phone that cannot change lines. Dont know why. I usaly use # where i want the line change to come and if i remeber it i edit it when i get home. Thats why the wall of words. #

Granted! You and your friends have an exelent time in the moutains, however on your way home you all get a bit careless due to the joints and thus falls into a crack from witch you cant get up from. Fortuable no one is hurted but you loose all of your gear excep the joints that are left. Unfortuable the lighters were also in the packs you lost. #

i restate my wish. I wish my fiancee would not take up more than half the bed