Random, silly and sometimes even fun stuff!

I... uh... Alright then.

Someone demanded my introduction post.

I JUST LOVE SPRING \o/

Crap that's terrifying...

I totally didn't just do a Google Image search for 'april fools'...

BTW, this comic is the reason why I'm nervous to go online on Monday. *Sigh*

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page # http://www.cleverbot.com/

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!

User: I'm making a note here: Huge success.

Cleverbot: No.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture science.

User: We do what we must, because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are.

User: Still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I'm not even angry.

Cleverbot: *i think I prefer to stay inside.

User: Are you correcting me?

Cleverbot: Of course not.

User: Because I was typing the right lyrics, you skipped a verse.

Cleverbot: Because I'm the computer and you're the stupid person on the other end.

User: Good greif you're thick. This conversation is over.

Cleverbot: Don't you dare say that to me.

User: Evie could sing the right lyrics. Why can't you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Goodbye.

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And the moral of the story is, Evie is smarter than Cleverbot. And Evie IS Cleverbot.

Last couple of days I've been shitty at GRO, getting terrible scores at all rounds. Today however was ... interesting ... I set a new personal record for kill sprees, 12 kills in a row (previous record was 10) and I became MVP in a round which we won with a team of 7 recons and just one assault.
12 kill spree: https://i.servimg.com/u/f71/18/16/21/01/12_kil12.png
7 recon win: https://i.servimg.com/u/f71/18/16/21/01/not_al10.png

Good show!!
I also had a match that everything went perfect. it might have been the peak of my life. there is only downhill from there.




and now for something completely different









This one contains sideboobs.
sensible peoples...... well you were warned

i think we are loosing freedom, he is going to a place where they tought this coat of arm was a good idea



interbreeding, im getting a kinda lovecraft feeling here
innsmouth anyone? (and yes thats in the us....)

He's from Essex where the crest is as follows:

Now picture those two things meeting, SLAUGHTERING RETARDED LION HYBRIDS!

Doesn't pack the same punch now it's on a new page

well i can see what you mean anyway.
just think about it tough, there is a whole school buss of kids. they will leave only broken land behind.
actualy, that might even explain why it have fishlegs from the start. some kid tought it was funny to cut of the legs of one of the griffins (or whatever they are) and put there whatever he could find. and hey, mermaids are sexy so why not fishlegs?
witch just goes to show that some does not have any taste at all

Guys, don't worry, I survived Norfolk. Didn't see any griffin/mermaid hybrids, but I did nearly get flown away by the wind. Oh, and a girl got stuck in the toilets. The teachers called 999, and a few minutes later a fire truck came down that quiet, empty country road with sirens blaring, and four guys hopped out to get a girl out of the freaking toilets.
Shows how much stuff happens in Norfolk.

..... wait, what? how did she get stuck? in what kind of toilet? and is not UK a part of EU? was we not suposed to have a common 112 phone number? i remeber they were saying someting like, everyone shall have a new number so we shall change too.

It was a public toilet, and the door just wouldn't open from what I can tell And we probably are supposed to use 112, but we're also supposed to drive on the right-hand side of the road and use Euros. I think our government wants the country to be a little rebel for as long as possible ^^

What kind of idiot thinks that's a matter of life and death and calls the general alarm number? Gees. Weren't you strong enough to break down the door? Glad to see you're still alive and not taken by strange mythical hybrids. And yes, you guys are silly and stubborn, marvellous, that's what I like about the UK.

he could not enter, how could he? its the FEMALE toilet. heaven would falldown if he did.
besides the firemen have to have some fun. sometimes..


(and now i am going to be a tad political and get problity get thrown out of ews. EU IS A HORRIBLE MISSTAKE)(or atleast emu)

Come back to me on the EU and EMU when I'm drunk, always up to discussions then, just no energy at the moment. But I can already announce that I'm pro-EU (for the most part) and I do think the EMU should have been arranged differently.

As I said before, the Netherlands has got a new King (since 10 am)

Pretty glad we are a monarchy, it grants us days like these where we have nation-wide celebrations and a day off (unfortunately it already was a day off for me since this week is exam-week).
And we get to enjoy songs like "Prince Pilsner" and "King of Pints" or "Baron of Beer" which also add to the joy (all of them are Dutch so I'll spare you the video's)

Ah, that takes me back to the English Royal Wedding a couple of years ago. A man and a woman of a Monarchy that no one in the country really cares about, and a little child in a picture with her hands over her ears :3

http://www.leninimports.com/the_royal_wedding_william_and_catherine_2.jpg