General Updates Thread (in case anyone cares)

Not to criticize you Mortem... things I noticed, in order:

1. That's an ugly helmet.
   
2. Mk17. notbadobama.jpg
   
3. Covering in that place, meh...
   
4. Walking backwards? Why??
   
5. Dem headshots.
   
6. Click replay.
   
7. really is Mk17. I approve.
   
8. playclaw watermark - why not fraps?
   
9. WTF are you playing at 6 FPS? (top right corner) What are you playing on, an iPhone?
   
10. dem headshots.
    
11. dose AP
    
12. dat helmet.
    

Haha yeah I must say I like the MK17, as for the helmet, you noticed, wow! The only reason I went into cover there is because I knew my knee would be pointing out in crouch and that it would still result in headshots. As for the FPS, that's the stress of both recording and playing at the same time, in case you missed it, my laptop now overheats halfway through a round of GRO so I have to play without battery and with the CD-tray open. GRO with recording would burn it down instantly FRAPS was even worse, remember the movies where everything was just pink frames scattered through my gameplay? I deleted the FRAPS folder TODAY so unfortunately I can't show you the issue any more. I still hate that map btw, did manage to win a few times but it's still annoying as hell, so many angles to keep in mind and the cover on B and C is awful.

what are you? a trooper from starwars?

Spare for the fact I DO know how to hit the enemy and I look better in black than in white.

I'm not sure, it kind of looks like your head is sticking out there :S but I do notice the perfect headshots by the guy with the unstable LMG who is walking around outside of cover, so I see your point

FreedomTaker wrote:

I'm not sure, it kind of looks like your head is sticking out there :S but I do notice the perfect headshots by the guy with the unstable LMG who is walking around outside of cover, so I see your point

Instead of my head, look at the killfeed ... must be plenty of info.

Shit. I mean, shit.
Punkbuster get yo shit together

Just be glad that punkbuster is this crap, else you would've been kicked upon joining, little punk that you are 

Me? A punk? In GRO?
I could've sworn I was the one crying about people spawn killing and insisting on saying 'gg' at the end of every match (there's no angel emote, so here is an elephant)  

Haha that makes two, actually referred to the 'little' more than the 'punk'. Here's a reindeer to make up for it!   

Mortem6 wrote:

Instead of my head, look at the killfeed ... must be plenty of info.

derp'd.


How did he expect it not to be noticed? I mean you could always say "lag" if you were to be using some sort of sync issue exploit, but man, seriously, how would one argue this were inconspicous?

Well, I managed to miss it. Then again the player was small and I was a bit distracted because Top Gear :/

indeed, it was topgear that did it, no wonder mortem plays so bad.

*jumps in a getaway car and drives off*

*surrenders the MJD (mediocre joke department) to PJ, retires to SJD (sexist joke department)*

*reads own signature and facepalms*

*Watches Nast's jokes carefully to ensure they don't get out of hand from the window of his office on the 30th floor of the PJD (poop jokes department)*

So... my name in short means poop jokes?

...Maybe.
In fairness your name COULD also mean pyjamas.

Ok guys, in the olden days this would've called for serious mod-action to deal with all the off-topic stuff but hey, this place is dead, there are pretty crap jokes going about so all we need now is some air-freshener.  

Sometimes Mortem is scary

*opens door*

hmmm *posts in the misc part of forum*

Nastarovije wrote:

Sometimes Mortem is scary

And if I'm not scary enough, I call upon my good friend IT (Stephen King) to help me   

Your mum is scary
I got fired from the YMJD (Your Mum Joke Department) a few months back. Kept making 'your mum' jokes to the boss >.>